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lalala
Posted: 05-Mar-2004 23:10

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hahahahahhaha march mayhem

spanglophile

Posts: 100
From: Sunny Norfolk
Registered: 09-Feb-2004

Re: i have lost my virginity
Posted: 05-Mar-2004 23:13

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Good lord, I really didn't need to know that.

RogerRedHat

Posts: 565
From: Oxford
Registered: 09-Feb-2004

Re: i have lost my virginity
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 00:11

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Finally?? Blimey mate you're only sixteen. I was still playing with Lego at that age.

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Re: i have lost my virginity
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 00:40

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Thanks for the info. I've just been for a poo.

RogerRedHat

Posts: 565
From: Oxford
Registered: 09-Feb-2004

Re: i have lost my virginity
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 01:02

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How are your bowels?

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Re: i have lost my virginity
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 01:04

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Bowels seem ok... its what comes out of them that worries me.

RogerRedHat

Posts: 565
From: Oxford
Registered: 09-Feb-2004

Re: i have lost my virginity
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 01:40

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I know what you mean. I **** Christ once. Honest!

I'd been a tad sparing with the Creon one day and suffered the inevitable consequences the following morning. I'd been for a "Dave" looked down at what I'd evacuated and there was he was. An effigy of Christ in my stools. I thought, funny!!

I called the Pope, but he reckoned it looked more like Billy Connolly. And in retrospect, I'd have to agree. He gave me his mobile though incase my CF cleared up.

Which obviously it didn't. Still, funny though eh?

softie

Posts: 1,070
From: Croydon, Surrey
Registered: 07-Feb-2004

Re: i have lost my virginity
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 13:01

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And, now, the thread has become surreal - again.

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hehehehe
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 16:18

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i like doing this its funny as heck

RogerRedHat

Posts: 565
From: Oxford
Registered: 09-Feb-2004

Re: hehehehe
Posted: 06-Mar-2004 17:14

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What is? Sex? Are you doing it right? I always tend to grimace when I'm shagging.

Tim Davies-Moss

Posts: 145
From: Shropshire
Registered: 06-Nov-2006

Re: doin it
Posted: 20-Nov-2006 13:40

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best physio ever, it should be available on prescription

Lord Flashheart

Posts: 4
From: WOOF! WOOF!
Registered: 17-Nov-2006

Re: doin it
Posted: 20-Nov-2006 13:52

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Treat your plane like you treat your woman... Get inside her five times a day and take her to Heaven and back!! Woof!

DimBloke

Posts: 102
Registered: 11-Nov-2006

Re: doin it
Posted: 20-Nov-2006 14:00

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I thought we were talking about playing with lego

xxpammiexx

Posts: 63
From: Manchester
Registered: 05-Nov-2006

Re: doin it
Posted: 20-Nov-2006 14:07

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Have i actually just read this post right?? LOL

softie

Posts: 1,070
From: Croydon, Surrey
Registered: 07-Feb-2004

Re: doin it
Posted: 20-Nov-2006 15:15

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It's best to avoid these really old threads, they got a bit weird because a few people thought it funny to make offensive remarks, and then when offense was taken go back and edit them. That is why it is now forbidden to edit posts once a reply has been posted.

Richard.